Let’s get (meta) physical.
‘Otha Fish,’ indeed. Can’t catch a break (excuse the pun) and am completely unfazed. I am chronically unsuccessful in all matters romantic, recently unemployed (top getting fired after four weeks, I dare you) and unable to afford taking classes this semester. Bright side? Well, if it’s being broke, lonely and lacking in a college degree, I’d say the bright side has already been reached! No? I guess being forced to Tabula Rasa the shit out of my life and start from scratch yet again can be considered a bright side. I have the freedom to entertain a variation of options now and the time to seek them out. Making good use of said time will be the difficult part, given that I have four seasons of Charmed on dvd. Curse those scantily clad witch sisters for putting me under their supernatural nineties spell. What else am I supposed to watch? I’ve already seen every season of Buffy too many times to count and now rely on weird, outdated ’90s sayings, horribly awesome fashions and random references to bands like Dishwalla as sustenance. I’d say I can only go up from here, but there’s always getting knocked up, hooked on hard drugs, turning tricks…or being alone for the rest of my life…or not being able to afford my rent…or never finishing college. Fuck.
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